| Tips and the IRS |
In the end there is no income
which does not get taxed one
way or the other... |
| Incompetent Help |
To change a person's
attitude,
to learn a new language, to develop
skills needed... takes time... |
| Vile
Gossip |
...a look at the British Royal
family
and some of those George fellows,
King George that is... |
| Wrong Comparison |
...the beginning
of a collection of waiter's jokes....
...being the jokes which make me
laugh and those which keep the bartender and his guests laughing all night. |
| Forbidden |
...sweet, natural, refreshing,
sensual,
juicy, just like the forbidden apple... |
| Pay
Yourself |
"Don't bother working if you
cannot
pay yourself!" he said... |
| Surprise
- Surprise |
...will they ever make detection
devices
which can detect people's intentions,
and if would I really want to know... |
| Just
one sentence... |
A long sentence. Don't attempt to
read this one, unless you have half an hour, or more time. It's heavy, rich,
going down smooth and light..., with a hint of James Joyce, a smidgen of Miller, and much
of helmut. |
| Tips and Memorabilia |
"We cannot dictate how much
tip you have to leave, it's up to you!" she said... |
| Guest
Book |
A sad ending of an almost
heavenly
most perfect dinner... |
| |
THE WAITER'S DIGEST is set up in
form of a RESTAURANT MENU, lighter fare in the beginning, main courses are under Entrees
and sweet delights under Desserts...
...and
there is no law saying that you can't eat Dessert first. |
03/27/07 |
