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Homer's (the blind man's) poetry as seen by the waiter
"Iliad X" 

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   smell ...

 

the computer controlled shut-off-valve

did what it was designed to do, yet not

without dribbling some

Superunleadedgasoline onto his pants

a spurt, squirted spattered spit.

Stinking of fuel he drove past

rich full aromas of mushroom compost

and harvested broccoli fields,

like socks after a long day of waiter's work,

this smell was familiar, yet from the fields.

He talked to himself about the use of

the outline command: Which is used

for any list which contains subtotals or

lists with various levels or

individual measurements of importance.

He knew his socks were okay

but his pants' legs weren't,

they stunk!    

 

 

 

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Disclaimer:

Any similarity fitting the reader is done on purpose,

names are not changed,

no innocence is protected.

May you wear the glass slipper if it fits with royal pride

and never feel hurt by a fool's tongue sticking out at you.

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07/06/08

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