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Homer's (the blind man's) poetry as seen by the waiter

"Iliad IX"
 

alright

in the process to move data:

he selected, blinking his left eye,

if she blinked back he dragged and dropped the object,

alright.

Only one command removed cells for good,

The "Unplug the darn thing command."

Shortcut menus are everything

alright.

There was no shortcut from Sand City to Coralitos.

His menu said "meat" and at the meat market

he selected the choicest juiciest steaks in sight

alright.

He got four each, of all the various, smoked

sausages too. There were twenty-one,

Black Jack! 17 + 4

alright

Hot dogs she liked, Sunshine had said.

Would six inches do? He asked

the butcher to measure each,

alright.

The doubt about capacity were swept aside,

a hungry belly growling.

An empty freezer waiting

alright.

And his though were occupied with

clicking a row heading button

to select a row, here he could format a cell

alright.

With the Freeze Panes command

he could freeze rows or columns from scrolling.

So he unfroze: Window > Freeze > Unfreeze

alright.

He even applied names to his cells

and named his cells, not for he cared

but for reference, future reference

alright.

He had not forgotten last time

the time he tried to find

the darn cell

alright...

# QR horizontal and 69496 vertical?

He hoped, he never shall need it again,

the cell he named egotrip

alright.

The flame broiled whopper had

already worn off,

so had Rosa's kisses

his strenght returned

alright

and he noticed a hole

in his new socks, where his big toe's nail had

been gnawing through which was

not alright.

 

 

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