Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

My dear,

here is one about immigration questions:

There was a man from Sicily who wanted to become an American citizen. He was studying real hard for a long long time. Finally one of his friends said, "Luigi, hey, when are you going to become an American citizen?" Luigi said, "I'm gonna go before the judge in two weeks for my test.

When the time came for Luigi to go down to the courtroom all of his friends were along to watch and cheer him on. They were all up in the peanut gallery.

The judge told Luigi he was going to ask him three questions. If Luigi answered them correctly he would become an American citizen. Luigi said to the judge, "That's no problem Judge. I've been studying real hard."

The judge asked, "Luigi who was the first President of the United States?" Luigi answered, "That's an easy one. It was George Washing Machine." The judge replied that's close enough. And all of Luigi's friends cheered loudly.

The judge asked the next question, "Luigi, who was the president who freed the slaves?" Luigi without much thinking answered, "Abraham Log Cabin" The judge said that's good enough too. Again all of Luigi's friends cheered from the balcony.

The judge asked his third question. "Luigi, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"  Luigi, didn't say a word for minutes. He looked up to the balcony, where it was absolutely quiet. It was almost like those friends of Luigi have stopped breathing. "I cannot tell you that!" Luigi looked straight at the Judge as he said it and all his friends jumped up and down and applauded. They were shouting: "That's right Luigi, that's a right, we no rat on nobody!"

Liz 

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01/09/09