Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

My friend,

how about this one here,

There was a group of Italians in London who wanted to tour the city. So they rented a double-decker bus. They had only enough people to fill the bottom floor, so they asked a group of North Korean visitors if they wanted to share their bus. The Korean's agreed and went up to the top level.

All those Italians were having a grand time on the first floor. They were drinking, singing and laughing like crazy. They barely noticed how the driver missed those tree branches as he showed them the suburbs and skillfully went in and out of mayor traffic arteries throughout the city to get his busload close enough to all those famous buildings. 

Finally, as it was so quiet upstairs, one of the Italians went up to check on the Koreans. Here he saw them all huddled together staring out the window. They sat there silent and obviously scared speechless.

He asked, "Why are you all so quiet and tense, we have downstairs such a good time, we have fun raising hell.

It took the Korean translator some time, finally he said, "Is easy for you to have fun and relax, you have a driver."

Liz

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07/09/07