Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

My dear,

here is a great invention as you shall see: 

This couple went to the hospital to have their baby. When the doctor came into the room, he asked the husband if he wanted to try out this new machine that would allow the baby's father to take some of the pain away from his wife. Without wires attached the father would experience whatever pain-level set by the doctor.

The husband in front of his wife said sure, he would be happy to help out his wife and share in the birthing process. The doctor set the machine at only 5% of the pain, to see how the father would handle it.

Well the husband said turn it up because he didn't feel a thing. So, the doctor set the machine at 10% and the husband still said turn it up. So the doctor went as far as 50% and still the husband requested to set it higher. The doctor was impressed with the husband's ability to handle pain. He turned the machine up all the way.

Well, anyway, the husband said having a baby was a piece of cake and the wife went through a painless delivery. Everything went great and they left the hospital the same day with a beautiful baby boy. When they arrived at their home, they found their renter, a young waiter who had died in great pain in their living room.

Liz 

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07/09/07