Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Now hon,

Just another funny story...

This friend of mine she makes tips and reports only a fraction of it to the IRS.

So naturally she gets called in for an audit. Scared she asks her accountant friend who advises her to wear her oldest cloth and to act poor.

She also asks her attorney friend, who tells her to wear her most elegant business dress and not to allow anyone to intimidate her.

When she asked me I told her, wear anything revealing and don't bother wearing a pantyhose, but a diaphragm might be okay!

Confused she went to her rabbi, told her of the conflicting advice asking for a resolution to the dilemma.

"Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman about to be married asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to the neck' the mother suggested thinking about cool nights. The woman's best friend suggested wear the sexiest negligee you can find and her husband to be when asked by her answered a drip of perfume between her chest and legs would be absolutely sufficient."

The woman stops the rabbi there, "What does this all have to do with my problem and the IRS audit?"

The rabbi in a calm voice answers, "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"

"...click the picture...

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07/09/07