Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Now hon,

Just another funny story...

King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried to leave Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said, come back in a week.

A week later King Arthur was back at Merlin's lab where the wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.

The King pointed at the rather large opening, "this is supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"

"Ah, Sire, just observe!" the wizard answered. He found in the woodbin a twig an inch in diameter and as he inserted such into the gaping aperture of the chastity a small guillotine blade cut right through the wood, neatly and smooth.

"You are a genius!" said the grateful monarch, "Now I can leave knowing that the Queen will be fully protected. And after locking Guinevere in the device, King Arthur set out on his Quest. Several years past till he returned to Camelot.

Immediately upon his return he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure each and every one was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad.

"Sir Galahad", exclaimed the King "Only you among all the nobles has been true to me. What is it in my powers to grant you? Name it and it's yours."

Sir Galahad looked at the King, tongue-less he was unable to answer.  

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07/09/07